Lets talk about Football

Can we just talk about football for a little bit? sorry if you don’t like it (freak, get off my blog) but i totally fucking love it. I love college football, I love pro football, i haven’t really gotten into high school football but then again why would i? our high school team sucked (wow that was like 10 years ago, scary) i was a cheerleader though if that counts for anything, and we (the cheerleaders) were bad ass.

Football season is better than Christmas. my Weeds watching has suffered (read:completely dissolved) due to Monday Night Football, and I don’t even care. MNF is like a freagin movie there are previews, a lil concert at the beginning, the best game of the whole week, and then reviews right after. Could you ask for anything more?

This year I’ve finally gotten into fantasy football. What took me so long? I HAVE NO IDEA. It is SO AWESOME. Its like when you think Football cant get any better… BAM… Fantasy Football. Why did no one tell me to do it earlier? i thought it would be stupid. I was WRONG. and I’m sorry people but i am really good at it. I hope that doesn’t jinx me. last week (week 2) i got 195 points. did anyone else get that many points?? Anyone? any takers? (I’m really hoping not… although someone somewhere probably beat me. dammit) Brandon Marshall screwed me week one (not his fault, I could have taken him out but it was literally my first ever ffb game) anyways… GOLDEN week two (hopefully my team will have no more injuries, please pray)  I am now a huge Denver fan. as long as the Redskins never play them. Denver has the same colors as Auburn too, which works out awesome for me.

ps- the Redskins are the sole reason my page has changed into the new theme. This is as close to Maroon as I could get. I may keep trying, stick with me through possible new themes.

Skins play the Cardinals this week and will be 2-1 when we meet the Cowboys on the 28th. I’m not even talking about that right now though. I cant. I’m so sick of hearing about them its ridiculous. and in rivalries anything can happen as I’ve seen in past years. and trust me, we hate the Cowboys enough to totally kill them (not literally, i mean on the field).

I’m going to the game this Sunday WOOHOO so maybe I will post a pic or two. This page needs some more spunk. Pictures would probably do the trick.

COLLEGE GAME OF THE WEEK: AUBURN #9 Vs. LSU #6

Holy shit people. I hope you realize. This is a HUGE game. LSU will come to Jordan Hare Stadium on the gorgeous plains of Auburn to play in literally a blood bath Saturday night on ESPN 7:45 ET. WATCH IT. LSU is favored to win… barely. And I know better. LSU hasn’t beat Auburn IN Auburn in 10 (TEN) 10 years! We play them every year, switching between Baton Rouge and Auburn. When we meet in Baton Rouge, they win. When we meet in Auburn, we win. thats just how it goes. I’m not saying thats a definite, b/c that would be stupid. I’m saying I know my team and we will not let LSU beat us at home. If you have ever been in that stadium, you would understand. So watch the game and get lost in the Auburn Spirit. Sounds gay but is so crazy, it gives me chill bumps. WAR DAMN EAGLE!!

Oh and check out Cooley’s blog, (blogroll on right) he’s a lot busier than me and blogs a lot more which I find hilarious and cool at the same time. If only I was cool enough to sell clothes with my initials on them on my blog or have people spend $2′700 for something I have previously worn. Maybe one day? anyways, i wasted about 2 hours of my life reading it last night so i hope you waste some of your life reading it too. why not? it’s interesting. he’s got a hot wife too. not that that has anything to do with anything but it’s a fun factoid. that girl is a lucky lucky 21 year old bitch. oh yeah, she’s 21. life’s fair. totally.

Ok enough football talk for now.  I may make my theme orange in honor of the Auburn game this weekend. then back to maroon afterwards. feedback people? anything?

69 people love me

so im drunk. shocker. and at the beach actually. and felt like getting online b/c my brother is in the hot tub with his gf and i thought id give them a good 30 minutes alone… so im checking my blog and i have 69 hits. I have a dirty mind but i thought that deserved an entry.

reading that over, i feel like a huge huge huge loser. my brother and his gf are in the hot tub, while im in the beach house, alone, online, writing on my blog. dammit. but i dont want a boyfriend. its just at times like these that i do. i need a rent a boyfriend but that sounds highly whoreish.

wow… 4 days later, no longer at the beach and completely sober reading what i forgot to finish or publish. i am totally retarded sometimes. sadly it kind of makes me want to go get drunk.. too bad I’m at work. but not for too much longer yayyy! Damn, reading it also makes me wanna go back to the beach. ok im gonna dip outta here without finishing my time report, whatev ill do it tomorrow morning. worst worker ever, sometimes. like at 6 o’clock on mondays. and i am way too pumped about Monday night football to stay here any longer. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!? haha yessss

oh wait, side note… song im obsessed with at the moment… listen to it it’ll make you smile )

Tim McGraw “Last Dollar”

1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings
I’m so glad you’re here today
Cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away
Hey!

Verse1:
I’m down to my last dollar
I’ve walk right through my shoes
Just a small reminder of the hell that I’ve gone through
But look at me still smiling
As I’m wondering what I’ll do
Since I ain’t got nothing
I’ve got nothing to lose
Everybody say “HaHaHaHa, HaHaHaHa”
My friends are always giving me
Watches, hats, and wine
That’s how I know this is serious
That’s how I know it’s time
I don’t have to worry
About things that I don’t have
Cause if I ain’t got nothing
I’ve got nothing to hold me back

Chorus:
1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings
I’m so glad you’re here today
Cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away
Fly away, fly away

Verse 2:
There’s nothing that’s worth keeping me
From places I should go
From happyville to lovingland
I’m gonna tour from coast to coast
I’m leaving everything behind
There’s not much that I need
Cause If I ain’t got nothing
I’m footloose and fancy free

Chorus

Look at me so free
Nothings holding me down(down)
Look at me so free
Can’t keep my feet on the ground

1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings
I’m so glad you’re here today
Cause tomorrow I might have to go and
1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings
I’m so glad you’re here today
Cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away
Fly away, Fly Away, Fly away, Fly away
Fly

1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings

(Tim’s Little Girls) 1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings

(Tim’s Little Girls)1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings

(Faith Hill, “Keep Going”)

(Tim’s Little Girls) 1-2-3 Like a bird I sing
Cause you’ve given me the most beautiful set of wings

In case you were curious… Hurricane names.

I just read my post about hurricane names and last night I did a bunch of research on it. I dont know why, HUrricanes are really cool to me. and im thinking of moving to key west so i was looking at their history. So, there has never been a Hurricane Heather, ever. There are 6 lists of 21 names that they recycle every six years, so this years list (like hurricane Hanna) wont be used again for 6 more years. UNLESS the hurricane is so damaging and costly that it would be considered in bad taste to reuse the name because of peoples bad memories of the storm. like Katrina… that name is now retired. there are 67 hurricane names that are now retired. SO im excited b/c im hoping Hanna is gonna be HUGE. Go on Hanna, be catastrophic. Then maybe it will be my turn when they replace the girl H name. I know thats awful but I just want a Hurricane named after me, is that so wrong? and if Hanna was really bad it would completely ruin my families beach trip next week, so that kinda sucks. but whatev, ok back to work.

Where I belong…

Key West. Seriously. Just got back Monday from 4 days there and 4 days was not enough at ALL. I’m so depressed right now being back home its pathetic. I know that probably always happens on vacation but I honestly felt just completely content down there. It’s my kind of lifestyle. Who says you have to conform to this stupid corporate way of life anyways? and what is success? whatever it is im probably never gonna make the money i need to make to consider myself “successful” so why not just go be happy and be successful at that?

I tried to explain that to my dad… he did not follow as well as i thought he would.

So i could tell you about my trip to key west but i would just be very very sad thinking about all the fun i had. so… highlights…

1. We got kicked out of a pet store… crazy old woman

2. I was interviewed on the 11 o’clock news by a pretty hot reporter (not a girls gone wild thing, like real news) however I was prettttty drunk

3. We made cool local friends, woohoo

4. We made non-local friends that were obsessed with us, creepy

5. I did not pay for one single drink. now that’s success.

6. We only had one day of Hurricaning weather (thank you Gustav) and it was really cool, I thoroughly enjoyed the wind and rain and thats what I told the reporter. (you can only imagine a drunk skantily clad girl going “who CARES if its raining!?!? ITS KEY WEST!!” oh jeez thank God it was local… all the way to miami… shit

7. I got to hold a huge snake (think Britney Spears) AND 3 parrots and an iguana at the same time.

8. We rode bikes everywhere!

9. When I got home (sad)  I went to a Jimmy Buffett concert that night, PERFECT. It was awesome!!

So there ya go. I am now looking for jobs in Key West. If i sell my car I’ll have a really good amount of money for a down payment on a house and a scooter haha and a bike too. Damn I love my car though. God I hate work.