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Stupid Ex-Boyfriends + Facebook = Worst Combo Ever

Posted by me on November 21, 2008

Facebook.

Amazing book of faces you never knew you’d still be friends with 10 years later.

awesome.

not so awesome… it being a constant connection for you and ex boyfriends. It’s like there’s no escape.

My last ex and I broke up in April of 08. We lived together. I moved out and 5 states away.

Not only did he send me ANOTHER friend request today (no we are NOT friends, why would you send me a friend request???!?!?) He also sent me another message (“hey, whats up”… um nothing? leave me alone..) He changed his profile picture to a picture of him that I TOOK, IN MY HOUSE.. wait here’s the clincher…. my families christmas photo is clearly visible right next to him… my whole family… in his facebook picture. Now it gets good…

He has a new girlfriend. She just turned 21 (hes only 22.. i think, yeah that sounds right) They’ve been dating to my knowledge at the MOST a month MAyyybe a month and a half. the first picture of them together was posted 3 weeks ago (im not crazy, we have mutual friends and this shit just pops up.. thank you facebook)

THEY JUST MOVED IN TOGETHER.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH is what I say to that.

1. He’s psychotic.

2. You’re both stupid.

3. You’re both doomed, and if you aren’t, then you’re even more doomed… if that makes sense.

please refer to my probably illegal quoting of his facebook wall…

Today

Random guy friend #1 wrote at 3:41 pm:

“so i saw [random guy friend #2] last night and he told me you moved in with [girl who will never be as cool/hot as your ex]? really? haha, damn [crazy stupid boy]…”

November 19th

New girlfriend/roomie wrote at 3:46 pm:

“Well [our ugly dog] and i dont like it when you go to history and speech!”

ok EW. Dude. You will never graduate from college. That is so sad and pathetic. I cant help but smile from the inside out. I bet his mother fucking loves her. baaahahahaha. If only y’all knew his crazy bitch mother.

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100 things about ME

Posted by me on November 21, 2008

I know this seems like a lot of survey thingys but I saw someone do this on their blog… I thought it was cool. So here are 100 things about the ever awesome ME haha enjoy (and try it yourself it was pretty fun)…

1)  My favorite place in the world is on the beach.

2)  I thought that by age 24 I would have had a much bigger impact on this world.

3)  Everyone says my toy Chihuahua is the devil (hes a biter) but hes the sweetest thing if you’re worthy of love. (Dogs really do take after their owners.. he just doesn’t have a censor)

4) I’ve never been in a wedding. Or been asked to be in a wedding.

5) My parents have lived in the same house since before I was born. It costs almost 20x’s more now than what they bought it for. (now that’s a profit)

6) I think I’m probably a “drunk-arexic”

7) I am totally addicted to my blackberry curve and cannot WAIT to get the Storm!

8)  I worked at Hooters for 2 years in college. and I LOVED it. haha

9)  I am the baby of my family.

10) I’m a serious Daddy’s Girl

11) I will never buy anything smaller than a King Size bed. It’s impossible to go smaller once you’ve had the King.

12) I live with my parents and it kinda sucks.

13) I LOVE Football.

14) I want to live on the beach… in Hawaii.

15) I currently live in the Suburbs of Washington DC.

16) I love living right next to the Nations Capital, it’s awesome.

17) I hate the weather here… It’s too cold!

18) The main reasons I moved back here are 1. The Washington Redskins and 2. My family’s Country Club ( oh and family and friends…)

19) Looking back– I’ve never really been in real love. wow. None of that was real.

20) I could eat French Fries everyday. I love them. They are my go-to food. and chips and salsa.

21) I have two basic types of casual shoes and it is all I wear when I’m hanging out. Uggs in the winter, and Haviana (sp?)  and rainbow flip flops in the summer.

22) I like to steal comfy clothes from boys.

23) I think if I didn’t smoke, I would have a really pretty voice.

24) I went to Auburn University (for 5 years) and I loved it.

25) I lived in Atlanta after college (for almost 6 months) and I loved it there too.

26) My ex-boyfriend has some serious mental issues… so does my ex-ex… interesting.

27) I think my standards and expectations are probably way way too high.

28) I just started to like beer this year. How did I not like it before?? IT’S AWESOME!

29) My dad looks and acts like Stephen Colbert. No wait, Stephen Colbert looks and acts just like my dad, Yeah that’s right.

30) I think blue cheese smells like feet. Gross.

31) I love shopping, I could shop everyday. Ok really I love buying stuff haha. I could buy stuff every day.

32) I’m one of the messiest people you will ever come in contact with, however I’m very “clean” and hygienic. I just don’t like to “tidy” things up.

33) I have a very eclectic voice. Being from DC there are some words that come out really northern, but from living in Alabama, other things come out really southern. I think its cool. When I get drunk, depending on my mood, one of these accents usually takes control and its all out southern or northern.

34) I LOVE being single

35) I can sense fake people, and they bother me.

36) I’ve made a bucket list, and I highly recommend you do it too. It’s so much fun to accomplish a life goal and cross it off the list.

37) I live the life of a person who makes a lot more money than me (I spend too much $).

38) I’m almost 5′4 and I’ve always wanted to be at least 5′6. But I’m very happy with myself, I just think it would be cool.

39) The coolest thing about my parents is—- they still pay for my gas… ohhhh yeah.

40) I really do have the most awesome friends anyone could ask for.

41) I love wearing one weird thing when I go somewhere; like leg warmers or knee high socks or a side ponytail or newsboy hat.

42) Happy Hour is what gets me through the day.

43) I know the complete lyrics to WAY too many songs.

44) I will sing along to music in the car at the top of my lungs no matter who is in the car with me.

45) Summer Country Concerts are one of the best things in the world. I went to over 10 this summer.

46) I have the nicest boss in the world.

47) I do things that I know are really bad for me; like smoke and go to tanning salons. I’m into instant gratification, not long term consequences.

48) I love the smell of new cars, gasoline, chlorine, and the smell of a disposable camera right when you open the packaging.

49) I sleep with a LOT of pillows, pillows everywhere.

50) When I go into a CVS, I almost always end up spending over $150. I just cant help it.

51) I love being a blue eyed blond. Nothing against other colors but I’m just happy with the recessive genes I got dealt ;-)

52) My favorite sound is the sound of the ocean with seagulls in the background. I could listen all day (on the beach, not on CD)

53) I don’t see myself getting married any time soon. I’m just soo not ready for that.

54) My favorite Holiday is Halloween.

55) I love to dress up. I always have.

56) I have poker straight hair and I straighten it… does that make sense?

57) Sometimes I drive under the influence. I know it’s awful. Please don’t leave hate comments.

58) I think I have psychic dreams.

59) I’ve cried at every Rascal Flatts concert I’ve been to.

60) “If You’re Going Through Hell” by Rodney Atkins got me through the worst breakup of my life. I get chills every time I hear it.

61) I’m a very go-with-the-flow kind of girl and will make 5 different plans for one evening. (this drives my friends crazy)

62) I am REALLY bad at calling people. And I’m bad at calling them back.

63) My blackberry voice mailbox is full… and I have no intention of checking my messages.

64) I got my dream car paid in full for college graduation. (It pays to get your degree)

65) I love jeans. True Religion, J Brand, Citizens, Rock & Republic, 7, etc. (I cant afford them anymore, but I love them)

66) I get distracted VERY easily.

67) In highschool, I could count the number of zits I had ever had. (Not so much anymore haha)

68) I was a late bloomer. (not in the boob departed though, i peaked early on that one, dammit)

69) I only like to snuggle for a little bit. then roll over go to bed. I find guys appreciate this.

70) I’ve been to jail. It was not fun.

71) My signature drink is Stoli and Cranberry with a splash of Soda… Extra lime.

72) I’m also a wino.

73) I love having white teeth and take really good care of them.

74) I’ve only done about 2 solid minutes of work today.

75) I have an awesome laugh. Really loud. I get a lot of looks, compliments, and other laughs because of it.

76) I love BBQ chicken salads from CPK. I could eat them all the time.

77) I go for emotional unavailable or asshole guys. Go figure.

78) I don’t really enjoy the winter holidays. Just gimmie Summer and I’m happy. Christmas is too stressful.

79) Sometimes one of my friends will be talking and when they’re done I’ll realize they were talking to me and I have no idea what they just said. This happens often.

80) My calves are and have always been muscular.

81) In middle school I was a mild gothic kid. Turned cheerleader in highschool.

82) I grew up with my mom until my dad moved back when I was 12. Long story.

83) The youngest I’ve been mistaken for recently is 15. I said Thank you.

84) I love hugs.

85) I really want a black and hot pink motorcycle.

86)I don’t have any tattoos but I want one. I just cant figure out what to get.

87) I come up with crazy ideas/inventions all the time.

88) I have lil boobies. I love them. I would totally accept a free boob job though. Who wouldn’t want free cleavage?

89) I love to swim ( not competitively, just like frolicking in the water)

90) I love to Snus. hehe. In fact, I’m gonna do it right now.

91) I have a really hard time sitting through an entire movie.

92) My hip bones make me really happy.

93) I’m very photogenic. and I know it.

94) How is it that I got all the way to #94 without any problems and now with only 5 left, I’m running out of things to say about myself…? I must be really tired.

95) It’s all in the eyes (gentlemen)

96) My ass is amazing. Really, it is.

97) I love that Auburn University has so many mascots. Tigers, Plainsmen, War Eagle! If you don’t get it… you didn’t go there. obvi.

98) 2 of my boyfriends in college and a hookup buddy were my neighbors. (I guess I’m into convenience?)

99) I was in a sorority… wanna guess which one?

100) I actually feel like I’ve accomplished something by finishing this thing.

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Is it Friday Yet?

Posted by me on November 20, 2008

How come today feels like it should be Friday? This week is just creeping by for me for some reason. Maybe it’s because I’m putting off a rather large work project… hmm, maybe. Well instead of doing that, I found this little survey on another blog and thought I’d fill it. B/c why not?

You’re only supposed to have one word answers but that sounds almost impossible to me. However, I will try.

1. Where is your cell phone? Desk Drawer (damn that’s already two… ok screw the rules haha)

2. Your significant other? I DON’T HAVE ONE

3. Your hair? Blond

4. Your mother? Adorable

5. Your father? Hilarious

6. Your favorite thing? My Truck… is that bad? OH wait, and my dog :-)

7. Your dream last night? oh hmm hadn’t thought about it… I know it was good b/c i kept snoozing to finish it. It was probably about Redskins… I have a lot of Redskins dreams. I know, I’m weird.

8. Your favorite drink? Coffee, Water, Wine, Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka

9. Your dream/goal? Happiness, Success, Peace, Joy and Love

10. The room you’re in? CUBE in my office

11. Your fear? Dying young

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? A lot can happen in 6 years… I don’t even know where I want to be tomorrow.

13. Where were you last night? At my friends house watching House

14. What you’re not? A workaholic

15. Muffins/donuts? neither? Muffies maybe

16. One of your wish list items? Marc by Marc Jacobs Plaid Peacoat

17. Where you grew up? Northern Virginia

18. The last thing you did? Ate a cup of Kashi Heart to Heart Oat Cereal

19. What are you wearing? Black knee high boots, blue dress, leggings

20. Your TV? Football, I watch a lot of football. And House, and ESPN. That’s it right now since the Hills and Weeds are not on right now.

21. Your pet? Toy Chihuahua, at home :-) missing me

22. Your computer? Dell. really really want an Apple

23. Your life? Fabulous and unpredictable.

24. Your mood? Bored right now (I really don’t like being at work) and cold, is cold a mood??

25. Missing someone? Yeah. I’m pathetic.

26. Favorite pastime? Spending all my parents money, sleeping in late, going to the pool in November.

27. Something you’re not wearing? Any jewelry… weird. well except for my rings but I never take those off.

28. Favorite Store? Nordstrom, Urban Outfitters, Forever 21, Steve Madden

29. Your summer? Went WAY too fast!

30. Your favorite color? I don’t discriminate based on color haha. But I am a HUGE fan of Burgundy and Gold haha
31. When is the last time you laughed? Just now… did you not see that?

32. Last time you cried? Sunday night. The Skins lost to Dallas. I cried my eyes out.

33. Who will/would re-post this? I have no idea.

34. Four places I go over: I don’t get the question…

35. Four people who e-mail me? When? huh?

36. Four of my favorite foods? French Fries, Chips and Salsa, Salad and soup!

37. Four places I would like to be right now: Miami, Key West, Hawaii, San Diego

38. Four people I tag? Just you. You’re IT

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Just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you’re cooler than me

Posted by me on November 19, 2008

So there’s this feeling in the pit of my stomach and it wont go away. I’m sure you’ve had it before too: There’s this guy… and I guess this isn’t just any normal situation b/c I’m just a normal person and I mean so is he… except that he’s kind of a celebrity. Not in the Hollywood kinda way. But anyways, I wouldn’t go so far to say that he’s a lot cooler than me (b/c I think I am the shit) but I could find hundreds of thousands of people who would DEFinitely say he’s a lot cooler than me. I wouldn’t even have to look for these people. If you knew who it was you’d say it too. So, we’ve hung out a couple times, he’s awesome. really awesome. We’ve hooked up, and that was just wow. Even he said it was wow. So that’s all great… Except for the fact that I have zero control over the entire situation. And that is what’s driving me crazy and giving me this feeling. That AND the fact that now I kind of like him which is AWFUL b/c I’m almost 100% positive that I’m nothing to him. But back to zero control… being the girl, I expect the guy to be the one to call ,text, etc. Never gonna happen with this one, never ever ever. So I am stuck with the task of deciding exactly how much texting is too much texting. This is very difficult. I do NOT want to become a creeper. Or a groupie or something, ughh yuck! The worst part is half the time he answers, half the time he doesn’t.

Do I sound Pathetic??? BC I FEEL IT. But I cant give up. I know I should or I’m going to become “that girl” and I think he might even have a long-distance girlfriend but… I cant.

Damn I just read everything I wrote. This is really bad. Bad bad bad. Comments on what to do??? I already feel like ‘that girl’. Except I’m stupider than ‘that girl’ b/c I actually went and sorta fell for him. Shit dammit all to hell piss fuckin swell.

On that note I’m leaving work. And I’m not going to text him. I was thinking about it (to apologize for the ridiculous text I sent him last night at 9 PM after getting wasted at happy hour with my girlfriends- It went a little something like “Lets hang out naked again”- In fact that’s exactly what it said. I should not be allowed a cell phone after 6 PM. My parents would be so proud) but then I decided it’s not even worth bringing up again… Except for my blog of course. Sadly I’m sure he gets lots of texts from girls that sound like that… I will never forgive my friends for telling me that it was a great idea and no I didn’t sound like a whore. Lying ass bitches. Still ultimately my fault though. What have I gotten myself into y’all?

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I See You’ve Already Met The Twins

Posted by me on November 11, 2008

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I was reading someone Else’s blog and found their latest post really interesting. So I’m stealing the idea. Yes, I am an idea thief (as well as the devil).

I’ve always been very into Star Signs and Astrology. Mostly because I think I am the Cooolest sign there is (Gemini) and the Gemini description and characteristics completely suit me. I am the epitome of a Gemini. And I love it.

What’s it like to be and date a Gemini? I’m SO glad you asked! Let me tell you ;-) I stole this from an article someone wrote about dating (and breaking up with) a Gemini. It’s awesome so I’m quoting it.

One of the things about dating a Gemini is they look around a lot on a date. This is while you’re talking, I mean. Don’t be confused: they’re looking for someone more interesting than you. And you shouldn’t take it personally, because it has nothing to do with you. Even if you are the most interesting person on the planet, they’ll still need to check every minute to make sure. It’s your job not to smack them or get emotional about this, sheesh.

Damn, that is so true. AND I just figured out how to type in color!!!! YESSS! So excited haha. Ok more article…

That’s not what did us in though. It was superficiality vs depth.

Gemini lives on the surface, very much like a butterfly flitting, and this is how it should be. Should a butterfly only flap their wings half as often? Of course not.

I am perfectly aware of my superficiality. Now on to random Gemini quotes and thoughts.

Nothing scares a Gemini more than commitment and they
tend to like variety more than sharing deep emotions with
others.

Things You’ll Need for a Gemini date:

* Ball Game Tickets
* Concert Tickets
* Dinner Reservations
* Sporting-event Tickets

That’s so true too!! The way to my heart is definitely paved with tickets and reservations. Bravo.

Understand that Geminis are freedom-loving and will not be forced into a traditional role. It may take time for your date to even appear truly interested in you.

Are you starting to get the Gemini Qualities?

Keep in mind that Geminis see all sides of an argument. They are quick-witted and curious, although they may seem baffling or illogical. Get used to it!

Be creative and have fun! The worst thing you can do to a Gemini is be boring.

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And I think I’ll end with this one, It’s a little long but my it’s my favorite article about Gemini’s

Curious Gemini loves secrets, but you don’t really stay with any subject long enough to dig into its deepest mysteries, and that includes the subject of yourself. As Mercury’s first child, you already know that one of your strengths is quick-wittedness. You’ve been talking your way into and out of trouble since you were a toddler. Great promoters like Donald Trump, talkers like Bob Hope, politicians like Mario Cuomo and tale-spinners like Dashiell Hammett are examples of Gemini glibness.

Your magical ability to switch selves when the need arises is a real power tool. Those who’ve seen Gemini do this are amazed. If one part of you becomes depressed, disillusioned or ill, you just get rather quiet and withdrawn for a bit, and then, voila! A little while later, you are spotted back in action, smiling and fully functional. If questioned about the former negative condition, you may look blank for a moment, as if trying to remember, before answering: “Oh, that. I’m fine now, thanks.” If we all had another self to slip into when life got tedious or troublesome, we’d all stay as young of body and mind as Gemini does.

Another secret strength is your perceptiveness. Many Gems have telepathic powers, and nearly all have the ability to size up a situation instantly, taking in information at a lightning pace and adding up the factors to attain an instant, and accurate, assessment even of unfamiliar circumstances and conditions. This talent, along with your ability to see everyone’s point of view, gives you the advantage in sales and public relations positions. You’re quite psychic. You must tune in and tap this inner power that the planets are making available to you, however.

The flexible willow withstands the storm, while the mighty oak is broken by the high winds. Your adaptability is one of your greatest secret strengths, just as changing conditions in the job and financial areas of your life have kept you hopping.

It must be admitted that some of the world’s great con artists are born under the sign of Gemini. Another strength is the power of the fast getaway. Your ex-lovers will attest to your ability to dematerialize. And when you think about it, who needs brawn when you can disappear into thin air?

Your genuine love of learning may be your greatest secret strength of all. Because you remain fascinated by all there is to know, you simply forget to grow old and stiff. “Set in your ways” is a concept alien to Gemini. What in youth was a troublesome restlessness (some called you unreliable) becomes a magnificent resilience in age. You retain your mental faculties and are a treasure to your loved ones as you grow older.

If your adversary is a Gemini, cultivate the ability to outwait or outlast them. In negotiations, the stall routine will drive them wild. Let them talk until they have exhausted their ability to concentrate on the subject at hand, and then make your move. In business competitions, they are great at promoting new ideas, selling and advertising, but their management style is sometimes their undoing – they’ve been known to over borrow and overextend themselves, with too many irons in the fire and a tendency to try to handle everything personally, instead of delegating to experts.

If you’re competing for the attention of a love interest, try calling the object of your affection on an evening when you know a date with Gemini is scheduled. If your love answers, you’ll know that Gemini’s tardiness gives you a chance to move in sympathetically and win the day.

Geminis slip easily through the fingers of those who try to capture or ensnare them. Never count them out, no matter how down they are. The recuperative and the bounce-back ability of Gemini is limitless. If you make the mistake of taking the victory for granted after you’ve won a few battles, you are in for a surprise. Their learning ability is also limitless. You only get to use a trick once, because Gemini catches on and will catch you the next time. Remember that Mercury, for all its slippery inconstancy, is an elemental substance – it retains its basic nature under any conditions.

So if you didnt know me yet. Now you have to have a pretty good idea. That was fun, now I have to get back to work

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Nothing Good Ever Happens After Midnight…

Posted by me on November 11, 2008

I am the Devil.

No, not really, that would be crazy. Evil maybe. Awful friend. Conniving. Thoughtless. Those would all work. You could also say that I’m a bitch, two-faced, etc, etc. How do I get myself into these situations? Oh wait, I know, I find them extremely entertaining and exciting. Damn. I may have a few issues.

So, story time kids, gather round!

Background: I have this really good friend, lets call her Kendra. Kendra has been dating this boy, lets call him Daniel, on and off but mostly on for a year and a half. They break up alot, its really bad. They should really move on. From the moment I met Daniel he flirted with me like crazy. He’s a cool guy other than the fact that he’s a lousy boyfriend so I coyly flirted back when Kendra wasn’t around but I was never obvious at all. (yes I know, I’m already an awful person) moving on. They broke up like ohhhhh 3 days ago? Mayyyyybe 4. And the story begins…

Last Night: I’m at a bar with a friend (who is also very good friends with Kendra) watching Monday Night Football. After the game, guess who walks in the bar…? Daniel, duh. The friend I’m with, lets call her Juicy (I know, that’s weird, but I like it), goes, “Oh my God Daniel just walked in”. I wanna go say hi and Juicy says we shouldn’t because of Kendra. She’s a loyal friend. I am a piece of awfulness. We say hi on our way out the door and he tells me he wants me to stay. I say no (don’t praise me yet). I drive Juicy home and then…

Yeah. Uh huh. I went back to the bar. Why? I really don’t know. I was bored, he’s fun, I didn’t wanna go home yet…There could be many reasons but none of them are good. So, Enter Bar for the second time. He’s excited, as he should be, I’m awesome. We hang out for a while (meaning we play pool and make out like we are the only people in the bar… however we are not the only people in the bar at all). And no I wasn’t the kissing instigator; but being a participant is just as bad. Bar closes. We go to his friends house and hang out for another hour, drunk. At this point I’m already feeling totally guilty and wondering what I’m doing there. I take him back to his car even though I don’t want to. I just wanna go home. But he needs a ride, so I do. And then I go home.

I am fucked. He likes me. Yeah, he told me. And wants to go out again. Like a date. Fuck that. My friends are going to KILL me if they find out what I did. And by kill me, I mean hate me and not be my friend anymore and spread nasty gossip along the lines of “whore” “bitch” “slut” “fake” “not trustworthy”. Yeah. They cant find out. That was such a bad idea. And I can’t believe he has the nerve to say we should go out on a date. Ugh and Ew. I wouldn’t never date him b/c he’s just completely not my type of guy (he doesn’t have a good job, car, money, degree of any sort. I’m so superficial, I know. Don’t hate). So why do I find stuff like this so fun? I really do love these girls with all my heart. Kendra’s especially my favorite why did I do this?!? Ugh this is awful. Let’s hope they’re not bloggers. Wouldn’t that be my fuckin luck.

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I was not born into this world to sit in a tiny cube all day

Posted by me on November 7, 2008

This is not what I had in mind. I always thought that the “working gene” would eventually shine through and I would all of a sudden love working or something. It hasn’t happened. At all. Working sucks. I have a drive to be successful I just think I’m scared of failing or not being what I thought I would and could be.

Or I could just be lazy.

I’m walking a super thin line at work right now. I’ve had “chats” with my boss, as well as my boss’s boss. NOT GOOD CHATS PEOPLE. These “chats” consisted basically of ” start fucking working and getting here on time or…”  UGHH. The only good thing going for me right now (very good thing) is my boss’s boss is really my dad. So I figure I’m safe. But I’m really not. How humiliating would THAT be? Get fired from your daddy’s company.  That Burn is gonna leave a scar. I’d fall into a deep depression, as well as deep into debt.

Which makes me wonder what the Fuck I’m doing with my life?!? Am I really just waiting for some rich, smart, funny and gorgeous man to fall in love with me? I mean I’m not the kinda girl to rely on a guy, I can take care of myself! I just don’t really want to sometimes. There are just not enough hours in the day to get everything done. Especially now that it gets dark at like 5 PM. Ridic.

Ok 10 helpful tips so you people don’t get into my situation… ahem…

1. Don’t move cross country to move in with your boyfriend, especially when he’s still in school. You WILL end up paying for almost everything and will leave (leave=out of the blue breakup) 6 months later  wiser… yes, but also very much in debt.

2. Don’t stay out/up till 3 and 4 in the morning. It makes it hard (aka impossible) to get up and be at work by 9 AM. If you do make it to work you will be a useless pile of sleepy.

3. Don’t dream dreams that you have no intention of following (like being an actress, singer, other super talented rich career path, doctor, etc.)  It will only make your current life seem not good enough and you will always just be waiting for that something that may never happen b/c you didn’t go for it.

4. GO FOR IT!

5. GO FOR IT WHILE YOUR PARENTS WILL STILL PAY FOR IT!!! (<<VERY IMPORTANT)

6. Don’t do drugs. Seriously, they are so freagin stupid. They will only kill you. Trust me, I’ve had friends die from them and I’ve never ever had a friend become a better person b/c of them. Ever. (this does not mean I did drugs at all, it means Ive seen what they do to people)

7. Work hard, and get used to it. I grew up without having to have a job. So when I did have to get a job it was a huge huge reality shock. I had no idea what I was getting into. I mean sure, in college I was a waitress. I thought I was really working but honestly, I ran that place. If I didn’t wanna work, I didn’t work. And when I did, I made bank. Work didn’t start till 4 PM. It was so much fun. The real world is not like this, and I don’t like it.

8. Don’t move back home (with your parents) after college. Just don’t do it. I cannot stress this enough. You think it’s a good idea b/c you’re saving money yaaay for saving money. NO. It will slowly kill you and strip you of your independence.

9. Don’t act like a silly little girl at work or in front of your boss. Because he/she will really think you’re stupid. and how does that help your career?

10. You’re only young once, so do whatever the Fuck you want to. If you don’t… you will probably regret not doing it. These are the lessons you learn (plus some others not listed) and everyone’s gotta learn them on their own. Just don’t fuck up too bad.

Ok it is so time to get out of here. One more thing…

SATURDAY 3:30 PM — ALABAMA @ LSU — This Game is HUGE! GEAUX TIGERS!

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