Why Bella Has No Social Life?
Posted by me on January 24, 2009
When I was 18 I was celebrating my high school graduation (I graduated on my birthday, literally), enjoying my last summer at home (as a high school student) with my friends going to parties, concerts, etc. and packing up my massive amount of stuff to head off to college. Seems normal enough.
As we all know, Hollywood isn’t really the definition of normal. So I guess it makes sense that Kristen Stewart (Bella in the Twilight movies) hasn’t finished high school. That’s Ok though… she has more money and exposure than I’ll probably ever have (hopefully not but… I’m just being realistic… or pessimistic or whatever). More power to her.
My dad always says “life’s not fair” and so far he’s always been right. Including now. I came across these photos on the Internet the other day and I now envy Kristen Stewart even more. A 24 year old jealous of an 18 year old… ugh.
Behold… Bella smokes pot.
I’m sorry but when I see a Hollywood actress who’s made out to be lil miss wholesome say “paparazzi be damned” and smoke a bowl on her front (or back) porch I get a little giddy. So this kind of made my day. Not only that… look how freagin normal she looks. Her whole outfit could be from Wal-Mart. Gray men’s sweats and what looks like a Hanes x-large little boys wife beater. I’m in heaven. She even checks herself out maybe to make sure the munchies aren’t affecting her waistline…
Yes Kristen, you’re still skinny as shit. It gets better. I’ve never ever done this to my dog, but her dog looks like he/she’s used to it. And I’ve definitely had many friends from college do this. I’m pretty sure she gets her dog high too…
I know I sound like a pothead or a green party supporter with all these posts about weed, but I’m not. I just know that a lot of people smoke pot (esp teenagers and young 20 somethings) and obviously it doesn’t mean you’re gonna live in your moms basement till your 40. She looks like she’s got a nice little setup wherever she lives. And here I am still living with my parents. Life’s not fair.
But question… Who’s the guy with her? I’m guessing it’s her boyfriend but I can’t remember his name. His hair looks very Edwardish. So if Kristen has the same tastes as Bella… Maybe this explains why she had no social life in Forks, as well as the blank pages of months in New Moon. Smoke that pain away Bella. Whatever makes you feel better.
Ok enough with the drug talk. More socially acceptable topics coming soon =)
Shannon said
Can vampires get high? Hmmm…
No? Because if their heart doesn’t pump then the drugs don’t get pumped into the rest of their body via blood line.
F*ck if I know.
You’d think though, that with a super sense of smell, they’d get high from hanging around the outside of a school. C’mon, you think those kids in Forks are all innocent? I think not. I lived in a tiny town and all anyone did after school was smoke pot. (I didn’t think, I don’t like the smell…)
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lily said
I absolutely love this post. I loved Kristen Stewart even more when I found out she smoked pot, but seeing these pictures and her totally normal-girl outfit make me even happier. Awesome!
Sam said
I totally agree with Lilly!!
Kristen ROXXX~~!!
She dresses normally unlike other wannabes!!
She acts totally normal even though she is SUPER famous!!
Thank you for helping us recognize that
oh yea.
and guess what…
you sort of suck!
me said
well that’s not very nice… thanks for the comment though I guess
Jaicee said
OH MY GOD DEFINITLY I AGREE WITH YOU LOL! and i dont remeber his name either but i do know that he co-stared with her in i believe to b her very first movie Speak which is my third favorite movie and my second favorite book!
Amandaa said
LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO this is ggrreeaattt<3 i love hher noww. gooooooooooo kristenn stewartttttt!
pall said
WHOoooaaahhhhhh..isnt this illegal!! wtf wont she get aressted!!
girly gal said
what the hell that is so out of order i doubt that shes even smokeing pot ffs and so what if she wears normal clothes what are you going to do arrest her for it. just because she wants to do some things without the camras around her without being glammed up does not make her a bad person and your a bad person cos you slaged her off in print for having a ciggirette nout wroung with that your just a stupid jerk this is the first and last time i will write.
me said
Oh Jesus. You are clearly retarded. Not only is your logic the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard, but your grammar and spelling is atrocious. What are you… twelve? Sheesh. I cringed through that entire comment. Thank God that’s the last time you’re going to write. Do I need to give this old blog a PG-13 rating? For the record, I never said she was a bad person; and what on earth does “slaged her off” mean? The rest of what you wrote doesn’t even merit a response. Pay attention in your classes girly gal- for your own sake.
Armando (Mexico) said
I think is Michael Angarano, I saw this guy on a movie named Lordz of dogtown, pretty cool, about skateboard’s early years of Steve Peralta and fellows, good movie.
What about the reefer?
I mean, I don’t support it, but they are nice kids don’t they?
Never on the hollywood tabloids at least.
*note: i’m not attacking anyone here, just a comment, a’ight? hahaha ;]
A.
Yahaira said
Ok… There is clearly a lot of drama in this page, what’s with that? People: there’re just pics, not a life sentence!!! Go get a grip!!!! And seriously Girly Gal, WHAT THE HELL DID U WRITE ABOUT? I didn’t understand anything! Most of the words don’t even make sense. But to wrap up, Let Kristen be, is good we see she is normal aside all the hollywood word!! Really glad for the post pictures, she’s just behaving like a young normal person!! As long as this doesn’t get in the way of her career!!!
Julia said
The guy is Michael Angarano or Anganaro whatever. her Boyfriend.
Qestion though: What’s she doing to here dog? E-mail me!
gi said
You are so funny! She is human as every girl who wrote in this shit, why don’t you talk about someone you know…