I’m in my early 20’s. Well technically I guess I’m almost in my mid twenties. Dammit.

I live in the suburbs of DC. The Virginia side obviously… like I would ever live in Maryland. Gross.

I went to college down South (to the best school ever) and moved back up here to be closer to my family and friends.

I am obsessed with the Washington Redskins. Read: Obsessed.

I totally, completely, with all of my heart love the beach- it’s my oasis. I need to live there.

I am not ashamed that I was once am totally addicted to Twilight.

Halloween is my favorite holiday. I don’t even like candy; I love dressing up and pretending.

I live for summer and endless summer concerts and BBQ’s and just everything about summer really.

I hate hate hate cold weather. Winter can suck it.

Sweet Tea Vodka, Merlot or Vodka/Soda are my Happy Hour drinks of choice.

Did I mention I’m a girl?? That’s kind of important. Actually, I guess I’m a woman now… Weird.

I work full time and my job is actually utilizing my degree… which is making me realize that I definitely chose the wrong major. Comm seemed like such a good idea at the time. Sigh.

My truck is my most prized possession; she’s my baby. I named her and everything.

My dog is also my baby- he’s actually #1 and my truck is #2 on the list of prized possessions.

I have zero tat’s… so far. But I want one. Real bad.

I think cats are evil. But if I had to die and come back as an animal; I’d be a cat.

Sweet N’ Sour Sauce is good on everything. And I do mean everything. I don’t really like Mcdonalds though… just the sauce.

I like to steal comfy clothes from guy friends and boys in general.

If above-mentioned boy has a girlfriend who carelessly leaves her clothes all around his house… I’ll steal that shit too. B/c hell… why not?

I am not a thief. Repeat. I am not a thief. I usually ask before I take anything.

I am the Pink Power Ranger. Pterodactyl!!

No, not really… but I do have a Power Bow.

Ok, that’s not true either. However…

I am awesome: True Story.