I’m speechless. And honestly I feel a little more than silly writing about this. So haters, wipe that judging face off your head b/c aside from speechless; I’m also ecstatic. I’m happier than a Michael Vick pup adopted by a loving family. I’m over the rainbow (no gold in sight yet, but still… being over a rainbow is pretty awesome. The skittles here taste amazing). “Why?” You ask. I’ll tell you why: Tanner Cooley read my blog.
I dunno about you, but it never occurred to me while writing all of my previous posts that anyone and everyone had access to them. I mean, I knew I made my blog open to public search so yeah I guess I knew anyone could read it… and I wanted anyone and everyone to read it. I guess I just never thought that my little blog would pop up on Tanner’s search engine and that he would actually click on the link and read it. But that’s exactly what happened. I’m feeling totally major right now. Tanner, I hope this doesn’t embarrass you… but I’m about to brag on you for a sec. Sorry in advance if you blush; I’m sure you’re an adorable blusher.
Tanner Cooley is Chris Cooley’s younger bro. He lives in the area with his hot lil wife, Kirsten, whom he met while living and going to school in Utah. Tanner is a super blogger. He basically runs The Official Blog of Chris Cooley and he completely runs The Eastern Motors Blog. If you aren’t from around here I doubt you’ll understand the significance of Eastern Motors. If you are from here then you know: At Eastern Motors… Your Jobs Your Credit. Redskins star in hilarious Eastern Motors commercials and get awesome deals on sick cars. Being the Eastern Motors blogger is a really sweet ass job and Tanner is an amazing blogger/writer. Him and his wife also have their own family blog, The Cooley’s, which Kirsten seems to pretty much run but Tanner’s written some posts as well. I obviously did some serious research. He’s a busy busy blogging boy.
Tanner didn’t just read my blog; he actually liked it. He liked it enough to comment on it. I got an email last night on my blackberry about a new comment on my blog but I didn’t check it out right away… I was watching Chelsea Lately. That girl’s hilarious. After the show when I realized nothing good was on TV anymore, I opened the new comment email. Then I almost had a premature heart attack when I saw who the comment was from. I am not ashamed. You would have done the same thing and you know it.
Think about it… How many times have I written about Chris Cooley? Multiple. What is usually the topic of discussion in Chris Cooley posts? My dreams… and how he’s always in them. What do I sound like when you read all my Chris Cooley posts? An obsessed, star-struck Redskins fanatic: Aka the girl version of a tool or maybe something not as harsh as a tool but along the lines of a groupie or schmuck. Schmuck works. I sound like a schmuck. A cute schmuck… but a schmuck all the same.
I don’t even read the comment in the email. I have to see what post he commented on and I’m too flustered to realize that all that info is in the email. I dash to my computer and pull up WordPress. The comment is on Dreams & Reality from March 16. I quickly re-read the whole post to make sure I didn’t write anything completely humiliating. It’s not too too bad. So I read the comment: Tanner loves my writing (say wha?!?), yeah, not done. He also thinks I’m very funny (think of the most smug look you can imagine… and now imagine that look on my face). I wish I could think of a better way to say this… but I cant: I’m on cloud 9.
He also read other posts b/c he’s glad I liked the shorts. I love the shorts. And the hat (1st pic). And the sweatpants. And the Cooley’s for being as cool as I knew they probably were. And thank you Tanner for reading and commenting. You made me smile big time. =) I might still be smiling… but I’m not going to confirm that b/c I don’t wanna sound like a schmuck.
One more thing… Thank you God that my Chris Cooley dreams are never sexual. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Phew. Bullet dodged: Matrix style.
