Could Be A Cullen 2

It’s been a while since I posted the first “Could Be A Cullen”. Mostly because it’s hard for me to find guys hot enough to make the list. Celeb guys aren’t that hot to me. It takes something special to impress me. Obviously this is a personal preference thing. I’ll let you judge for yourselves.

To be a Cullen though… that’s not easy. I stumbled across this gorgeous bloke on some random girls photobucket while looking for something else. Where the hell has he been hiding?!?

Behold. Jensen Ackles.

Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking

I did a little bit of digging on behalf of this hottie. He’s been hiding on the CW’s Supernatural of all places. Not only is he definitely hot enough to be a Cullen; he’s already familiar with freakishly weird occurrences.

He’s perfect.

Just look at him.

Smoldering Look... Check

Just so we're clear. Smoldering look... Check

Smokin Hot Body... Check Check Check

Chisled Features... Huge check

Looks Sexy as Hell Lounging on Car... Check

Extra Checks for just being Extra Hot

I dunno if this guy can act but I’d pay to see him in a movie. Preferably New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.

Someone get this face on the big screen!

More Checks…

Fits in Perfectly with Vampire-like Surroundings... Check

Personal Fetish Checks... This One Completely Sealed the Deal for me. I'm In Love.

Once I fell in love I had to make sure there weren’t any deal-breakers (height is a biggie for me). Just as I hoped, there were none. He’s 6′1. He’s from Dallas, TX. He has a little sister (my age) named Mackenzie (one of my favorite names). We could be BFF.

He was born March 1, 1978 making him… ummm 30? Almost 31 years old? My math is so embarrassing.

He’s a jock. He plays golf. His favorite song is Freebird (we’re seriously soul mates). He also likes country music. I love you.

Jensen: (on what he likes in a woman) Me and my buddies say, ‘Someone who gets it.’ Gets sarcasm, gets high-brow humor. Ultimately, someone who you can pal around with and also be intimate with. Someone who can laugh at your jokes–it may sound cheesy, but someone who can be your best friend as well as your lover.

I get it. Omg that’s totally me. Sign me up. Where do I sign my name? Someone get me a pen asap!

I realize this post has gone from “Could Be A Cullen” to “Could Be My Soul Mate” and I’m sorry. I didn’t see this developing. But I can’t stop now! He could be both!

More research. Just read that he’s in My Bloody Valentine 3D. Dammit. I knew I wanted to see that movie. Jensen in 3D. What could be better?

Someone find out if this guy has a girlfriend or wife or anything. I’ve gotta stop googling him and get some work done. God he’s hot.

Edward?

WTF is “Could be a Cullen”?

I guess that was kinda random. The previous post is the first installment of people (celebrities, sports stars, etc.) who are so gorgeous that I think they “Could be a Cullen”. Came up with the idea after reading the Twilight series (loved it) and pondering with the idea of putting really hot people on my blog. It’s just my way of showing all of you my idea of what (who) is ‘out of this world’ beautiful.

Honestly, the Edward Cullen of Twilight would not make my list… I had a slightly different idea of what he should look like. Just one of the reasons the movie did not come close to doing the books justice. Bella, on the other hand, was perfect. She was the Bella I saw in my head as I read the books.
Anyways, now I feel like a dork and I have work to get done. More Cullen could be’s will be posted in the future. Probably either when I’m bored and have nothing else to write or when someones ridiculous  hotness inspires me to write about them.

Ciao Bella!

Could be a Cullen

Hot Hot Hottie

Josh Duhamel… Such a freagin hottie. What a sad sad week for Josh lovers. Sigh. Josh is now (tears of despair) married. What a Cullen thing to do.

More proof that the gorgeous Mr. Duhamel is inhuman (read: vampire)… He married Fergie. Stay with me now, what follows is pure genius.

Fergie has not always been as sexy as she is now. She’s gone from a ‘Full House’ face (as I like to call it) to full on sex appeal. See for yourself.

'Full House' Face Fergie

Oooozing Fergieliciousness (aka really hot)

I’m thinking that maybe she was bitten shortly after joining the Black Eyed Peas. Meaning, yes, one of the BEP’s is a vampire as well.

Vampires?

However I have yet to figure out which one it could be b/c frankly, I don’t care. They aren’t hot enough to make this list (since this list is completely based on my own personal ideals). Maybe they make your list but again… I don’t really care. No offense.

So when was Josh bitten? Don’t know. And to research this theory would take more time than I’m willing to spend. So congrats to the happy couple I guess, sigh.

Congrats Cullens

Some girls have all the luck.