I Heart The LFL

BEHOLD: The Lingerie Football League

Many of you may laugh your asses off at this but I am totally intrigued. When are tryouts coming to my area?!? Gosh my parents would be so proud. You should definitely read up on this. It May Just Blow Your Mind. What a brilliant idea (besides the fact that the combination of pads and lingerie looks retarded).

Do they know how ridiculous they look?

This really happened. Seriously.

I think tight pants and crop tops woulda been much cuter; but then I guess they wouldn’t be called the Lingerie Football League… maybe they would be the Sexy Football League. I know, that’s a lame name. Y’all got any better ideas? I can’t decide if this is totally degrading & sad or if it’s simply fucking fabulous. I’m torn.

Check out Some of the teams… and their incredible team names…

San Diego Seduction

Denver Dream

Please tell me you noticed that the girls in the 2 posters are..ahem… identical. Classic.It doesn’t get any better than this. Really.

Seattle Mist

Yup… Saaame girls.

Other teams include Tampa Breeze, Chicago Bliss, Los Angeles Temptation, Dallas Desire, New England Euphoria, Miami Caliente and Atlanta Steam.

Their promos also use the same girls. Naturally. They must be the hottest girls in the league. If they play at all.

Seattle Mist has to be one of my favorites. How creative is that?!? I also really like the logo for Dallas Desire… it’s not one star (b/c that would be just totally copying the Cowboys) it’s a buncha stars; b/c that’s like, totally different than just one star. Totally.

I’m waiting for a team to start up in my wonderful hometown of Washington DC. I’ve come up with some tentative names for our future team. Please vote on your fav.

Lets talk about Football

Can we just talk about football for a little bit? sorry if you don’t like it (freak, get off my blog) but i totally fucking love it. I love college football, I love pro football, i haven’t really gotten into high school football but then again why would i? our high school team sucked (wow that was like 10 years ago, scary) i was a cheerleader though if that counts for anything, and we (the cheerleaders) were bad ass.

Football season is better than Christmas. my Weeds watching has suffered (read:completely dissolved) due to Monday Night Football, and I don’t even care. MNF is like a freagin movie there are previews, a lil concert at the beginning, the best game of the whole week, and then reviews right after. Could you ask for anything more?

This year I’ve finally gotten into fantasy football. What took me so long? I HAVE NO IDEA. It is SO AWESOME. Its like when you think Football cant get any better… BAM… Fantasy Football. Why did no one tell me to do it earlier? i thought it would be stupid. I was WRONG. and I’m sorry people but i am really good at it. I hope that doesn’t jinx me. last week (week 2) i got 195 points. did anyone else get that many points?? Anyone? any takers? (I’m really hoping not… although someone somewhere probably beat me. dammit) Brandon Marshall screwed me week one (not his fault, I could have taken him out but it was literally my first ever ffb game) anyways… GOLDEN week two (hopefully my team will have no more injuries, please pray)  I am now a huge Denver fan. as long as the Redskins never play them. Denver has the same colors as Auburn too, which works out awesome for me.

ps- the Redskins are the sole reason my page has changed into the new theme. This is as close to Maroon as I could get. I may keep trying, stick with me through possible new themes.

Skins play the Cardinals this week and will be 2-1 when we meet the Cowboys on the 28th. I’m not even talking about that right now though. I cant. I’m so sick of hearing about them its ridiculous. and in rivalries anything can happen as I’ve seen in past years. and trust me, we hate the Cowboys enough to totally kill them (not literally, i mean on the field).

I’m going to the game this Sunday WOOHOO so maybe I will post a pic or two. This page needs some more spunk. Pictures would probably do the trick.

COLLEGE GAME OF THE WEEK: AUBURN #9 Vs. LSU #6

Holy shit people. I hope you realize. This is a HUGE game. LSU will come to Jordan Hare Stadium on the gorgeous plains of Auburn to play in literally a blood bath Saturday night on ESPN 7:45 ET. WATCH IT. LSU is favored to win… barely. And I know better. LSU hasn’t beat Auburn IN Auburn in 10 (TEN) 10 years! We play them every year, switching between Baton Rouge and Auburn. When we meet in Baton Rouge, they win. When we meet in Auburn, we win. thats just how it goes. I’m not saying thats a definite, b/c that would be stupid. I’m saying I know my team and we will not let LSU beat us at home. If you have ever been in that stadium, you would understand. So watch the game and get lost in the Auburn Spirit. Sounds gay but is so crazy, it gives me chill bumps. WAR DAMN EAGLE!!

Oh and check out Cooley’s blog, (blogroll on right) he’s a lot busier than me and blogs a lot more which I find hilarious and cool at the same time. If only I was cool enough to sell clothes with my initials on them on my blog or have people spend $2′700 for something I have previously worn. Maybe one day? anyways, i wasted about 2 hours of my life reading it last night so i hope you waste some of your life reading it too. why not? it’s interesting. he’s got a hot wife too. not that that has anything to do with anything but it’s a fun factoid. that girl is a lucky lucky 21 year old bitch. oh yeah, she’s 21. life’s fair. totally.

Ok enough football talk for now.  I may make my theme orange in honor of the Auburn game this weekend. then back to maroon afterwards. feedback people? anything?