Thoughts on Obama’s Speech. Live.

• Why do I care about the people who bought houses they can’t afford and spent money they don’t have? I wouldn’t give them a dollar if they asked for it in person… why are you trying to take my money and give it to other people to spend???!? I’m trying to SAVE thank you  very much.
• Our President must be on massive amounts of anti-anxiety meds.
• It’s not his fault. He inherited this shit debt. Obvious answer to ridiculous debt: Spend a shit ton of money (that we don’t have)… WTF is he gonna say in 4 years? “It’s not my fault… this was all your idea?”
• “Hippie” leadership makes me wanna throw a Wii controller at  Obama’s head the TV.
• Please God stop saying, “Create millions of jobs”.
• Why does Obama think that the world is a bowl full of cherries? We CANT all get along. It will never ever happen. You sound stupid.
• Notice how he doesn’t answer the question… he just goes on a tangent of things that seeeem to be related to the question but aren’t at all.
• I didn’t realize the brainwashing effect that GW Bush had over Washington. Now that Obama is in office, “the last 8 years” has become more like a Cult… Who writes this shit? Does Obama realize that doing the complete opposite of whatever Bush would do does NOT mean you’re doing the right/smart thing??? “Bush would hate it” is NOT a good reason to push a bill through Congress asap.
• Obama sounds like a Cult leader. A stuttering Cult leader.
• People with bad credit are not victims of bad Government… they’re victims of their own irresponsible spending. Since when is it the Government’s job to kiss it and make it better? How does taking from the rich and giving to the stupid fix anything?
• This is going to be the next civil war. Seriously people. No joke.
• “What we need… is more credit” WHAT!? What we need is a Schoolhouse Rock video about responsible spending and saving. Credit is NOT the answer. Helllllllllo even greater depression.
• Go fix Chicago and then get back to me.
• A South Carolina High School  built in the 1800’s? “Kids still learn here. It’s next to the train tracks and they have to wait for trains to pass to continue teaching.” Um ok… sooooo what’s your point? Historical buildings should be torn down? Kids cant learn in buildings more than 20 years old? We shouldn’t use trains anymore? Why isn’t the county down there putting money into their school systems like ours is? Why can’t Democrats take responsibility for anything?
• The Government is there to GOVERN the Nation. Not CHANGE THE NATION.
• “Old habits are hard to break”. If Obama didn’t suggest it, it’s an “old habit”. It’s not cool. This Government only does what’s cool.
• It’s starting to sound like Obama (not Congress, the House) runs the United States of America. Jesus Christ we’re doomed. Maybe Germany will bail us out in a few years. Now that would be irony.
• “Eternal optimist”…  Me too… Does that make me a good National leader????
• More questions now than I had before. I wish I could call Obama directly and say,”I know what you’re trying to do. And it’s stupid. It’s not going to work so STOP it. I think you’re more suited for legalizing marijuana; NOT saving the world. Two years ago I didn’t believe the world was going to end in 2012… now, thanks to you, I can totally see that happening. You’re ruining half of America’s life. Screw the other half, they ruined there own lives. You cant make everyone happy. A good re-election strategy is to keep the wealthy happy. Just so you know. God help us (and NO by God I do NOT mean you).”

America: We Don’t Work Hard B/C Barack Said We Don’t Have To

You all know this is not a political blog. Obviously. However. I’ve been having mini panic attacks the past few weeks over the leadership and direction of our Nation. It’s very unlike me. It’s like I’m Ann Coulter’s kid sister or something. Although I loved her before, now I completely understand her. I also kind of idolize her. You go Ann!

USA Today: At a news conference, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs spoke about Hilda Solis’ husband not paying his taxes and then added, “The White House believes that if you owe taxes you should pay them.”

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Republicans everywhere: Yeah um… you should believe that… I mean… It is the law and all. Being the White House one would think that you believe in abiding the laws that you passed. You also said that you go to jail if you don’t pay them. That’s why we have accountants… b/c we’re good law abiding citizens. 

Bitter sarcastic Republicans everywhere (myself included): NO SHIT. You don’t say!?!? We’re supposed to PAY our TAXES?!? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS? I HAD NO IDEA! WTF ARE TAXES ANYWAYS? When do we do this “pay taxes” that you speak of?

Democrats everywhere: Oh… Well shit. I’m sorry. I messed up. Should I pay them now? Is that Ok?

NO you stupid Democrats it is NOT Ok! FOUR of Obama’s committee selections have now been investigated for tax evasion. And that’s not even counting Caroline Kennedy. Don’t even get me started on that woman. One of these four is currently being investigated/questioned due to her husband basically ruining her career (husbands ruining wives lives… what else is new?) Two of those four withdrew, and one… one is now our fucking Treasury secretary!

Fabulous. That’s just perfect. Normal people go to jail and their lives are ruined b/c of not paying their taxes…  Timothy Geithner gets to be the Treasury Secretary. I almost threw up watching him apologize like that on National television.

I mean, is this for REAL?? Is this really our White House now? THESE are our LEADERS??? Corrupt, pathetic, naive, blubbering puppy dogs?!?

Don’t agree with me? Ok, that’s fine.

Ever heard of the phrase “You dress for the position you aspire to have, not the one you have.” ?

I have. I’ve been told that my whole life. Suits (with a tie for men) mean business. As my dad says, “This is not a flip flop world girl.” To which I always respond, “But I love flip flops! Who cares what you wear on your feet?! They’re comfy!”

Well. Now I understand… 1. Why my dad is a republican, 2. Why he wears suits at the office (yes, everyday) and 3. Why he tried to instill in me the same values.

Under Bush, The White House was formal: Suits, ties, everything was orderly, everyone was on time, etc. Obama moves into the White House and boom: No more coats required. That’s all fine and well, but sir… Mr. Obama… You’re setting an example. FOR THE WORLD.

Bush got to the oval office at 7am. Obama gets there around 9-ish.

Meetings don’t start or end on time anymore like they did with Bush.

Casual weekend wear. Yes, jeans… in the White House. Hell I’ll work there. Obama likes to wander the halls? Even better! Maybe I’ll run into him and I’ll be all, “What up Barack how’s the fam?” And he’ll answer b/c he’s cool like that and it doesn’t matter if he’s late to that meeting and then we’ll eat ice cream together and I’ll help his family pick out the perfect puppy and maybe we’ll even be facebook friends or something and he’ll tell me unicorns really do exist and I’ll say I KNEW it all along! God I love you Barack. You Da MAN!!!

HELLO!!!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!! WAKE UP!

Snap out of it you idiots. This is a slippery slope if I ever saw one.

What has he done so far and what is proposed?… hmmm.  Welll, I heard him call Jessica Simpson fat. Annnnd ummm OH he thinks the NCAA should have a playoff system and gave a shoutout to Tim Tebow. Then he said he screwed up appointing all those corrupt people… And thennnn umm oh now I remember. That over 800 BILLION Dollar Stimulus Plan thingy he’s trying to get to pass. Yeah. That.

That’s kind of an incomprehensible amount of money. Where the hell is it coming from? And WTF are the details of this plan anyways??? B/c I can’t find them ANYWHERE.

We already know his campaign promise. Tax the rich more. B/c I mean, It’s not like they worked their ASSES off for that money or anything. Nah, it was probably just given to them by God or something. Barack’s very religious ya know.

THEN, we’ll give it to people who don’t have jobs, who are in massive debt (by no fault of their own obviously) and who DON’T PAY TAXES. Take money from the responsible people and give it to the ones who are irresponsible. That totally makes sense.

American Dream? You just fucked the ones who already made it and were living it. There is no American Dream anymore. You killed it. What you’re saying is, “We’re all equals, we should all suffer together. Life will suck but at least we’ll have each other.”

I say, “Fuck That.”

Obviously they want to raise taxes. Go ahead, why not?? They don’t give a shit. Democrats don’t pay they’re taxes anyways!

How much does the president make again? I believe it’s $400,000. He also receives an expense account (currently $50,000); a non-taxable travel account (currently $100,000), and an entertainment account (currently $19,000). So, taxable income is $469,000….

Isn’t it interesting Barack and Scumbag Timothy Geithner placed a $500,000 salary cap on top executives at companies that accept large chunks of future government bailout money. Hmmm… well, that still seems like a serious amount of money. But at least it’s not at much as the President makes! Can you imagine the uproar if he made a salary cap that was less than what he was earning?!? Hopefully even the Liberally controlled media would pick up on that one… “President places salary caps on all companies/corporations/etc. President now has the largest yearly income in the Country.” That would just not be very Democratic now would it?

Democrats are just a bunch of actors. Not even good ones! They’re just lucky the rest of the “liberals/moderates/undecided/swing voters are awful judges of character and of acting ability. They want you to think that they’re your bff but really they are using you. Using you to get what they want. They are all greedy lying whores.

SERIOUSLY. PLEAAAASE WAKE UP PEOPLE.

Salary caps? Next up, National Health care: Where doctors don’t work hard b/c they don’t have to.

That should be America’s new slogan:

America: We don’t work hard because Barack said we don’t have to.

I really really like it. It rolls off the tongue like cream cheese. If you like cream cheese.

Ok so maybe you’re pissy at me by this point. But please, even if you disagree with EVERYTHING I’ve said…

Check this out

No really, Please GOD go to that site. You may shit yourself.

B/c I almost did. Members of Congress Fucking Twittering WHILE IN SESSION. Twitter… with my Congressman. No, no. You aren’t Twittering with them, you just get to read what they’re doing. You get to know asap all the retarded decisions they’re making and it makes you realize how freagin psychologically impaired most of congress is. They are brainwashed. They aren’t “following” you. They don’t give a shit about you. I would say that maybe it would be an interesting concept if you could respond to the Tweets of your Congressman or send them direct messages. But, of course, you can’t do either of those things. Twitter Congress is enough to drive you crazy.

Jesus. It’s enough to make me want to write a nasty letter (b/c really… what else can I do?) The world has fucking lost it.

I feel like someone should jump out of a cake soon tell me I’m being Punked.

Because right now, I feel like Justin Timberlake when he thought that Dax was really repossessing his house and belongings.

Where the fuck is Ashton!??!

I’m gonna call my mom and cry now.

A quick note about Inauguration day 2009

Barack Obama is now the president. I feel good. I’m a republican but I still feel really good. I should have gone downtown. Seriously. How lame that I didn’t get off work today?! I live 5 minutes from DC… I wish I could start today over and skip out on work, b/c I would have. But it’s over now. What a cool scene huh? Now I get to deal with all the wonderful traffic that the millions of out-of-towners bring… lovely. And they don’t know how to drive, at all. It’s awful.

So, so long Bush! I think ya done good with what you had. Good luck and God bless to President Obama. I’ll be waiting for my check

No seriously.